if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again
what do you call a sunburnt penis
Kyle this is the worst
Seeing a reccomended post on your dash
race representation in american television
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
So my dog is a little perv
Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?
that nigga in the hallway aint no overtime gravity work thats the work of demons i tell you
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.