lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865yes hence the “1800s” thing
God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!
still my favorite post
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
*makes a sim of me* *makes a sim of u*